1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:13,147 MY CHICKEN'S GROSS. 2 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:14,482 IT'S NOT CHICKEN. 3 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,716 I THINK IT'S HALIBUT. 4 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:16,817 NO, IT'S NOT HALIBUT. 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,219 IT'S GOT A WING. 6 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,287 NOT ON MINE. 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,422 YOU'RE ALL WRONG. IT'S SQUAB. 8 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:22,756 WHAT'S SQUAB? 9 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:23,724 IT'S LIKE GAME HEN. 10 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:26,694 OH, DON'T GO BROADCASTING YOUR LACK OF CLASS. 11 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,062 IT'S PIGEON. 12 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:28,796 OH, I'M DONE. 13 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,565 WHAT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT THAT? 14 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:33,901 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO SEE 15 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,636 IF THERE ARE ANY MORE OF THOSE HORS D'OEUVRES LEFT. 16 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,171 YOU CAN'T SCREW UP PIG-IN-A-BLANKET. 17 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:41,109 YOU KNOW, I'LL GET SOME FOR THE WHOLE TABLE. 18 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:43,544 NICE CEREMONY, THOUGH, HUH? 19 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,378 YEAH, YOU KNOW, 20 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,480 I REALLY LIKED THAT 15-MINUTE METAPHOR 21 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:48,349 ABOUT HOW THE RING IS LIKE A CIRCLE. 22 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,184 [CHUCKLES] YEAH, THAT WAS VERY DEEP. 23 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:53,121 BUT, HEY, DIANE SURE IS A GOOD-LOOKING BROAD. 24 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,255 YEAH. IT'S EASY FOR HER. 25 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,756 NOT LIKE WHEN I WAS A BRIDE 26 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,491 AND I HAD TO HOLD MY BABY IN ONE HAND 27 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,093 AND TOSS THE BOUQUET WITH THE OTHER. 28 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:00,794 YOU KNOW, WE HAD A GREAT TIME AT OUR WEDDING. 29 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:03,597 YEAH. YOU WEREN'T BREAST-FEEDING LILY. 30 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,599 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 31 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,735 HEY, UH... 32 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:10,338 WE WERE JUST-- WE WERE TALKING-- 33 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:11,639 WHAT DID YOU HEAR? 34 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:12,273 I HEARD YOU SAY 35 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,542 THAT I WAS AT YOUR WEDDING. 36 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,310 NO. UH... 37 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:17,211 THE THOUGHT... 38 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:19,180 OF HAVING SOMEBODY LIKE YOU-- 39 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:22,150 THAT'S WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT. THE PROSPECT OF-- 40 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:22,950 EXACTLY. YEAH. 41 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:25,319 SO YOU BREAST-FED THE THOUGHT OF ME? 42 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:25,953 YES. 43 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,821 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD ME 44 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,390 BEFORE YOU WERE MARRIED. 45 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,892 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE! 46 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,694 [SIGHS] 47 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,396 I'M GONNA SKIP THE HORS D'OEUVRES TABLE 48 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,564 AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE BAR. 49 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,599 I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 50 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:52,680 LILY, LILY. COME ON, LILY. 51 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:53,314 LET ME EXPLAIN. 52 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:54,715 WHAT IS THERE TO EXPLAIN? 53 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,450 YOU TOLD ME YOU FELL IN LOVE, 54 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,251 YOU GOT MARRIED, 55 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,220 AND I WAS THE PRODUCT OF YOUR LOVE. 56 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,254 IT'S ALL A LIE! 57 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:00,921 NO, IT'S NOT. 58 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:01,722 THOSE THINGS HAPPENED, 59 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:05,393 JUST, UH, NOT EXACTLY IN THAT ORDER. 60 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:08,696 WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? 61 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:12,400 LOU AND RACHEL ARE GONNA GO SEE RAMBO AGAIN. 62 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,133 YOU WANNA GO? 63 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:15,769 WE COULD DO THAT, OR WE COULD... 64 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,539 STAY HERE AND DO IT. 65 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:19,840 YEAH. 66 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:22,710 PUT SOME MUSIC ON. 67 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,512 ALL RIGHT, OK. 68 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:31,452 OH, YEAH. OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 69 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,520 [LAUGHING] 70 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:33,421 OH... 71 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:34,555 OH, MY GOSH! 72 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:35,289 SHH! 73 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:35,956 DON'T "SHH" ME. I WAS CONCEIVED 74 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,859 IN THE BACK OF A CHEVY NOVA. 75 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:40,561 LILY... 76 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,363 BABY, IT MIGHT NOT SEEM VERY ROMANTIC TO YOU, 77 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:46,300 BUT WE WERE VERY MUCH IN LOVE THAT NIGHT. 78 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:47,568 EWWWW! 79 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,503 LILY, COME ON! 80 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:51,972 HEY, CLAUDIA. 81 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,507 HEY, AMY. 82 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:54,642 NICE WEDDING, RIGHT? 83 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,343 YEAH, YEAH. 84 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:58,746 THAT--THAT SQUAB WAS FANTASTIC. 85 00:02:58,779 --> 00:02:59,913 SQUAB? 86 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,715 WE THOUGHT IT WAS VEAL. 87 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:02,716 HUH. 88 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:03,751 HMM. 89 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,253 HEY, EDDIE. 90 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:07,221 YEAH, HEY. 91 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,689 HEY... 92 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,591 I WAS JUST THINKING, 93 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:11,792 UH, THE FAGENS DIDN'T COME, 94 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,361 SO THERE'S SPACE AT OUR TABLE 95 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:14,562 IF YOU WANT TO COME OVER. 96 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:15,696 THANKS, BUT, UM... 97 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,998 YOU KNOW, I'M--I'M HERE. 98 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,701 AND I ALREADY UNFOLDED MY NAPKIN. 99 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,603 OH, I'M SURE YOU CAN BRING YOUR NAPKIN OVER. 100 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,738 I MEAN, IF YOU WANT, I CAN TALK TO SOMEBODY. 101 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:27,675 UH, THANKS, I'M--I'M GOOD. 102 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,642 WELL... 103 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,611 IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND... 104 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,846 UH, WE'RE RIGHT OVER THERE 105 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,448 PAST THE CASH BAR. 106 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:35,549 ALL RIGHT. 107 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,950 OK. 108 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:40,788 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 109 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:41,722 [GIGGLES] 110 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,657 I THINK AMY LIKES YOU. 111 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:46,894 I'M LIKABLE. I GOT A THING. 112 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,763 YOU SLEPT WITH HER, DIDN'T YOU? 113 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,965 I JUST MET HER YESTERDAY. 114 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:52,733 SO? 115 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,668 IT WAS JUST ONCE. 116 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:55,969 YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE. 117 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,905 THERE IS NO ONE ON THIS PLANET 118 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,907 MORE VULNERABLE THAN A SINGLE BRIDESMAID. 119 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,942 HEY, I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS VULNERABLE. 120 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,977 SHE CAME UP TO ME. 121 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,947 DO YOU REALIZE I'M THE ONLY BRIDESMAID HERE 122 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,882 THAT ISN'T MARRIED? 123 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,851 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 124 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,653 I MEAN, I'M PRETTIER THAN HER... 125 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:13,787 NICER THAN HER... 126 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:16,990 EASIER THAN HER. 127 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,827 DON'T WORRY. 128 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,662 YOU'LL BE NEXT. 129 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,731 I KNOW IT. 130 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,499 [GIGGLING] 131 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:26,934 HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? 132 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,769 WHAT DID I SAY? SHE TO BE NEXT. 133 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,505 SHE'S THE ONLY ONE LEFT. 134 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:32,540 DO THE MATH. 135 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,307 EDDIE, YOU-- 136 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,775 Sean: LILY, THIS IS NOT A BIG DEAL. 137 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,677 OH, WELL, IF IT'S NOT SUCH A BIG DEAL, 138 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,846 WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME ALL THESE YEARS? 139 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,414 SWEETIE, IT WAS JUST EASIER. 140 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:41,949 THE TRUTH WAS MUCH TOO COMPLEX 141 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:42,850 TO EXPLAIN TO A LITTLE GIRL. 142 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,619 LOOK, WE DIDN'T EXPECT TO HAVE A BABY THEN. 143 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:46,687 I WAS A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL. 144 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,022 I HAD A LOT OF THINGS ON MY PLATE. 145 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,525 [DRUM MACHINE PLAYING] 146 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,527 HEY, SEAN. 147 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:54,628 HEY, BABY. 148 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:55,629 HEY. CAN WE, UM, 149 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,030 UM, HEY, EDDIE, 150 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:57,998 CAN WE, UM, HAVE A MINUTE? 151 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,968 OH, NO, SEAN. SHE WANTS TO SING FOR THE BAND. 152 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:01,835 EDDIE... 153 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:04,104 ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST REMEMBER ONE THING. 154 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,475 THIS BAND AIN'T KATRINA AND THE WAVES. 155 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:11,011 I'M SO SURE. 156 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,714 HEY, BABY. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT-- 157 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,816 SEAN, I'M PREGNANT. 158 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,751 HUH? 159 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:19,887 YEAH. 160 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,556 COULD YOU TURN OFF THE DRUM MACHINE? 161 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:23,957 YEAH, UM, YEAH. 162 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,359 OH, UH... 163 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,761 UH, YEAH. UH... 164 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,129 [DRUM MACHINE STOPS] 165 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:29,830 ARE YOU SURE? 166 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,700 YEAH. I TOOK 5 PREGNANCY TESTS, 167 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:33,767 AND THEY WERE ALL PINK. 168 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:34,535 WAIT, WAIT. I MEAN, 169 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,370 I THINK BLUE MEANS YOU'RE PREGNANT. 170 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,071 YOU THINK I DIDN'T READ THE FRIGGIN' BOX? 171 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:40,474 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE YOU TOOK THE TEST WRONG! 172 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,075 IT'S NOT THE S.A.T., SEAN. 173 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,010 YOU PEE ON IT! 174 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,078 WELL, MAYBE SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH YOUR PEE. 175 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,013 YEAH, THERE IS. 176 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,515 I'M PEEING FOR TWO. 177 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,549 OH, GOD! 178 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,618 OH, OH... 179 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:53,921 OK. HEY, IT'S COOL. IT'S TOTALLY COOL. 180 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,389 GAAAA! 181 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,591 YOU WERE SUCH A PIG. 182 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:58,759 YEP. 183 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,528 I WAS 17. 184 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:01,462 HEY, YOU GUYS. 185 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,163 GOT A LITTLE WEDDING WISH FOR JOE AND DIANE? 186 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,098 OH, YEAH. JOE, DIANE, 187 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:05,933 CONGRATULATIONS. 188 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,135 OH, AND BY THE WAY, I'M ILLEGITIMATE. 189 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:08,969 MR. FINNERTY HERE? 190 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,572 HE SAYS HE'S MY FATHER, BUT WHO KNOWS? 191 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,073 SO, I HOPE I'M NOT RUINING-- 192 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,808 HEY, UM, HEY. YOU KNOW, CAN-- 193 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,043 YOU CAN REWIND THAT, CAN'T YOU? 194 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:16,844 BECAUSE THIS IS-- 195 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,579 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST GIVE ME THE TAPE. 196 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:19,547 GIVE ME THE TAPE. 197 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,814 GIVE ME THE TAPE, MAN! 198 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:22,816 DON'T MAKE A SCENE. 199 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:25,853 HEY, CAN YOU POINT ME TO THE MEN'S ROOM? 200 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:27,855 EDDIE? 201 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,591 SO, YOU CAME TO SIT WITH US. 202 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,059 SO, YOU'RE EDDIE. 203 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,794 THAT'S ME. 204 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:34,662 OH, UM... 205 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:35,763 LET ME GET A PICTURE OF YOU 206 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:36,897 AND YOUR BOYFRIEND, AMY. 207 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,633 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND. 208 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:45,939 BUT... 209 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,175 WHY DON'T I GET A PICTURE OF YOU FOLKS? 210 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,977 [CRYING] 211 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,881 SMILE. 212 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,017 THAT'S GONNA BE A NICE SHOT. 213 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,824 HEY, LOOK WHAT THEY'RE GIVING AWAY FOR FREE. 214 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,158 COOL, HUH? 215 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,960 GREAT. 216 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:07,861 STOP IT. 217 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,463 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 218 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:12,633 I JUST FOUND OUT I'M A BASTARD. 219 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:13,266 DON'T WORRY. 220 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,201 DAD SAYS HIS BOSS IS, TOO. 221 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:17,638 YEAH, AND THAT GUY WHO TOOK OUR PARKING SPACE 222 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:18,371 AT THE MALL. 223 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:20,808 OH, I WAS ONE WHEN I HIT GRANDPA 224 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:23,043 WITH A WHIFFLE BALL BAT. 225 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,679 GO AWAY! GO. 226 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,550 I HOPE THEIR VOWS WEREN'T ON THIS THING. 227 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,853 NOW I KNOW WHY I'VE NEVER SEEN THE TAPE OF YOUR WEDDING. 228 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:33,887 'CAUSE I WAS ON IT! 229 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:36,557 LILY, IT WAS COMPLICATED. 230 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,560 YOU ALL RIGHT? 231 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,597 I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT. 232 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:46,900 [CLEARS THROAT] 233 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,103 CLAUDIA'S PREGNANT, MAN. 234 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:52,239 NO WAY. 235 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,007 THAT'S ILL. 236 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,776 I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE AN UNCLE. 237 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,145 HEY, I'M GONNA BE A FATHER, DUMBASS. 238 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,047 OH, JEEZ, THAT'S HEAVY, TOO. 239 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,048 YEAH. 240 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:01,915 DON'T TELL ANYBODY. 241 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,752 WHO AM I GONNA TELL? 242 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,089 YO, MAN, GUESS WHO'S GONNA BE AN UNCLE, MAN. 243 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,257 NO WAY. 244 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,225 YEAH. OH... 245 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:15,028 GUESS WHAT. SEAN FINNERTY... 246 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,998 KNOCKED UP CLAUDIA BUSTAMANTE. 247 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:22,636 TSK TSK TSK TSK. 248 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,806 I WISH I WERE SURPRISED. 249 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,845 HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, GRANDPA. 250 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,113 WHAT? 251 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,282 WHAT WAS THAT? 252 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:38,952 COME ON, MADONNA. 253 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,021 IT'S CALLED A LADY GILLETTE. 254 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,990 EDDIE! 255 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,057 DID YOU TELL ANYBODY? 256 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,158 WAS I NOT SUPPOSED TO? 257 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:45,959 NO. 258 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:46,760 WELL, I DIDN'T. 259 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,662 GOD, MAN. SOMEHOW THE WORD GOT OUT, 260 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,130 AND I DON'T KNOW, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 261 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,299 WELL, YOU GOT NO CHOICE. 262 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,834 [SIGHS] 263 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:54,702 YOU'RE RIGHT. 264 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:57,104 YOU'VE GOTTA RUN AWAY. 265 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,707 I'M NOT GONNA RUN AWAY. 266 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,975 I'M GONNA MARRY HER. 267 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,043 OH, MAN. 268 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,878 YEP. I HAVE TO, MAN. 269 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:05,946 I GOTTA DO THE RIGHT THING. 270 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:10,684 THERE YOU ARE, YOU IRRESPONSIBLE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING! 271 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:11,652 DAD, LISTEN, OK? 272 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:12,620 I'VE MADE A DECISION. 273 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,955 NO, NO. YOU'VE BEEN MAKING ALL YOUR DECISIONS 274 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,123 FROM SOUTH OF THE BELT BUCKLE. 275 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,124 NOW, I'M MAKING A DECISION. 276 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,126 YOU ARE MARRYING THAT POOR GIRL. 277 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,928 YEAH, DAD. THAT WAS MY DECISION. 278 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,830 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THAT'S YOUR DECISION, 279 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:25,098 AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF IT! 280 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,935 SO LONG, GRAMPY. 281 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,070 AND YOU SHUT UP! 282 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,910 HI, WELCOME TO BENNETTON. 283 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,181 [RETCHING] 284 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,755 CLAUDIA... 285 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,056 WE SHOULD TALK. 286 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,024 I'M LISTENING. 287 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,226 I ACTED LIKE A REAL BIG JERK YESTERDAY. 288 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,795 YES, YOU DID. 289 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,964 AND I WAS TOTALLY WRONG. 290 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:02,035 AND I THINK WE SHOULD GET MARRIED. 291 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,837 REALLY? 292 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,272 YEAH. 293 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,207 OH, SEAN. 294 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,177 OH, BABY, I MADE A BIG MISTAKE, 295 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,179 AND IT'S TIME I PAID FOR IT. 296 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,717 SO, I'M THE PUNISHMENT? 297 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,885 OH, NO. 298 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,019 NO, NOT YOU, BABY. 299 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,087 MARRIAGE. 300 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,121 OH... 301 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,856 SO, LET'S JUST GET ON THE PHONE WITH YOUR PARENTS, 302 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:23,924 GET THE BALL ROLLING-- 303 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,659 GET OUT. WHAT? 304 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,761 GET OUT OF MY BENNETTON! 305 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,130 BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME! 306 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,231 YEAH, SO DID I. 307 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,266 CLAUDIA, COME ON! 308 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,167 JUST GO! 309 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,102 GET--MOVE IT! 310 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,070 GET OUT! CLAUDIA! 311 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,305 CLAUD! 312 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,372 SECURITY! 313 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,074 UH... 314 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:49,717 [SIGHS] 315 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:55,889 HEY. 316 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:56,824 [CHUCKLES] 317 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:59,960 YOU KNOW, MY DAUGHTER'S VERY SPECIAL TO ME. 318 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,830 THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUALITY. 319 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,897 I THINK SHE'D BE VERY PLEASED 320 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,999 IF YOU ASKED HER TO DANCE. 321 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,702 YEAH, YOU KNOW, THIS IS A BATHROOM. 322 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,237 I GOT STUFF TO DO IN HERE. 323 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,772 WELL, I THOUGHT WE SHOULD TALK 324 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,106 AWAY FROM THE WOMEN. 325 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,276 YEAH, BUT I HAVE WHAT YOU CALL A SHY BLADDER. 326 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,477 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T REALLY-- 327 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,245 I CAN'T REALLY GO 328 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,313 WITH SOMEBODY WATCHING, YOU KNOW. 329 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,784 WELL, I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU OUT. 330 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,087 I WAS JUST HOPING FOR AN ANSWER. 331 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,389 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 332 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,324 I'LL ASK HER TO DANCE. 333 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:35,128 COULD YOU LOOK AWAY NOW? 334 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:40,233 HEY, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITH ALL THESE CAMERAS. 335 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,301 LET'S GO IN THE BATHROOM 336 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,335 AND TAKE PICTURES OF OUR BUTTS. 337 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,806 I'M GONNA TAKE, LIKE, 5 CAMERAS' WORTH OF MY BUTT. 338 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:49,442 HEY, THERE'LL BE NO TAKING PICTURES OF YOUR BUTTS. 339 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,845 LET'S JUST SNAP AWAY UNDER THE STALLS 340 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,280 AND SEE WHAT WE COME UP WITH. 341 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,782 COOL. 342 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:56,850 HEY, LILY. YOU OK? 343 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,418 YOU MEAN OK WITH MY BIRTH BEING THE PRODUCT 344 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,822 OF 2 PEOPLE'S UTTER CONTEMPT FOR EACH OTHER? 345 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:02,722 YEAH, I'M GOLDEN. 346 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,958 LOOK, OK. THERE WAS VERY LITTLE CONTEMPT. 347 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,760 WE WERE JUST, UH... 348 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,728 ESTRANGED. 349 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,497 NO, WAIT A MINUTE. YOU ASKED HER, 350 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,799 AND SHE SAID NO? 351 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,100 SHE SAID NO. 352 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,968 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 353 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:15,735 YO... 354 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,071 SHE'S ON HER PERIOD OR SOMETHING. 355 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,239 I DON'T THINK SO. 356 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,507 Lou: THAT'S COOL, MAN. 357 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,876 YOU ASKED HER. SHE SAID NO. 358 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,011 YOU'RE FREE. 359 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:24,812 ROCK ON. 360 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,513 THAT'S IT, MAN. I'M FREE TO ROCK ON! 361 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,081 YOU'D BE A FOOL TO NOT ROCK ON. 362 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,784 MAN, I'M FULLY ENTITLED TO JUST ROCK ON! 363 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,486 THEN I'M GONNA PARTY! 364 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,788 AND FORGET CLAUDIA. 365 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,890 FORGET HER. SHE'S NOTHING. 366 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,158 YO, COME ON, MAN. 367 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:38,926 COME ON, COME ON. 368 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,261 I'M COOL, I'M COOL, MAN. I'M COOL. 369 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,495 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 370 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,864 I GOT NO PROBLEM, MAN. 371 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,465 I CAN JUST HAVE ANY CHICK I WANT. 372 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,068 MAN, I COULD-- I COULD HAVE HER. 373 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:48,869 KASEY? 374 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,170 YEAH, YEAH, KASEY. 375 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,004 SHE WANTS ME, MAN. 376 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,941 SHE WANTS ME...BAD. 377 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,043 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME? 378 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:56,910 YEAH. 379 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,579 COME HERE. I WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. 380 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,848 WHAT? 381 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,549 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOU LIKE ME. 382 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,484 THAT'S NOT A QUESTION. 383 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,454 OK, UH, DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU LIKE ME? 384 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,422 YEAH. 385 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,365 ROCK ON. 386 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,875 UNH! 387 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,810 AUGH! OHH... 388 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:39,853 KASEY? 389 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:42,923 WHO THE HELL IS KASEY? 390 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,060 YOU TOLD ME KASEY WAS THE NAME OF YOUR DOG. 391 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,096 MM-HMM. THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY INACCURATE. 392 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,099 HAVE YOU EVER TOLD ME THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING? 393 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,200 S-SOMETIMES. 394 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,103 LOOK, THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE REALLY GOOD, SOLID LIES-- 395 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,472 THE KIND THAT YOU CAN BUILD A FAMILY AROUND. 396 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,640 LOOK, AMY, I'M LEAVING THIS MESSAGE, 397 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,442 BECAUSE IF I TOLD YOU HERE AT THE WEDDING, 398 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:05,212 YOU'D FREAK OUT AND EVERYONE WOULD LOOK AT ME. 399 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,881 THE THING IS... 400 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,417 YOU KNOW, WHAT WE HAD WAS... 401 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,852 NOTHING, REALLY. 402 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,123 OH, GOD, HERE YOU COME. 403 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,157 I BETTER HURRY THIS UP. 404 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,625 IT'S ME. IT'S NOT YOU. 405 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,560 I HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS. 406 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,529 DON'T CALL ME. 407 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,631 [CLEARS THROAT] 408 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,333 AMY. 409 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,335 HELLO, EDDIE. UM... 410 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,569 LISTEN, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 411 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,904 I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY DAD 412 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,040 CORNERED YOU IN THE CAN. 413 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,607 YEAH, THAT'S OK. 414 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,077 NO, IT'S NOT OK. 415 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:40,013 I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A TOTAL PSYCHO ALL NIGHT, 416 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,148 AND I'M... REALLY EMBARRASSED. 417 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,984 AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN, 418 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:44,817 I UNDERSTAND. 419 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,619 IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE SUCH A COOL GUY, 420 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,988 AND YOU'RE... 421 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,423 SO SEXY, AND... 422 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:54,194 OH, BOY. I JUST HOPE I DIDN'T BLOW IT. 423 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,129 NAH. 424 00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,632 I HAVE TO MAKE A PHONE CALL. 425 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,234 DO YOU MIND? 426 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:12,980 HEY, AMY. 427 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,648 FORGET THAT LAST MESSAGE. 428 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,251 FORGET IT. 429 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,054 HOW COULD YOU HAVE MARRIED HIM AT ALL? 430 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,656 HE'S GOT THE NAME OF THE LOCAL SLUT ON HIS ARM. 431 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,059 MM-HMM. OUR DAUGHTER ASKS A VERY GOOD QUESTION. 432 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:30,030 LOOK, I JUST NEEDED TO GET MY PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. 433 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,300 OH... 434 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,968 DAD? 435 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,469 YOU'RE UP. 436 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,470 MM-HMM. 437 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,706 I MADE YOU A CUP OF COFFEE. 438 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,208 OH... 439 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,310 OH... 440 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,478 SO, YOU KNEW I WAS OUT THERE? 441 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,948 WHO DO YOU THINK TURNED ON THE SPRINKLER? 442 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,218 WHAT WAS I GONNA DO? 443 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,053 LET YOUR MOTHER FIND YOU OUT THERE 444 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,522 IN YOUR TIGHTY-WHITIES? 445 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,592 OH, GOD. 446 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,330 I TAKE IT CLAUDIA SAID "NO." 447 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,497 YEAH. 448 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,599 YEAH, I FIGURED AS MUCH WHEN I SAW 449 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,736 YOU GOT A MAN'S NAME TATTOOED ON YOUR ARM. 450 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,472 OH, KASEY, UH, IS A GIRL. 451 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,007 YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THAT? 452 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,508 YEAH. 453 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,145 GOD, I HOPE SO. 454 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,781 JEEZ, DAD. WHAT WAS I THINKING? 455 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,051 GOD, I'M SO STUPID. 456 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:27,020 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS GIRL. 457 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,521 I DON'T HAVE CLAUDIA'S NAME 458 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,622 TATTOOED ON MY ARM, 459 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,490 AND I LOVE HER. 460 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,492 DID YOU EVER TELL HER THAT? 461 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,461 NO. 462 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,029 OH. 463 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,497 WELL, SOME GUYS INCLUDE THAT 464 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,665 AS PART OF THE PROPOSAL, 465 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,533 BUT THEN, WHAT DO I KNOW? 466 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,601 LOOK, JUST KEEP GETTING THE NAMES 467 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,703 OF TRAMPS TATTOOED ALL OVER YOUR BODY, 468 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,606 AND EVENTUALLY YOU CAN JOIN THE CIRCUS. 469 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,741 YEAH. 470 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,146 HI, CLAUD. 471 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,781 HI, WELCOME TO BENNETTON. 472 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,715 NOW GET OUT. 473 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,417 PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME 2 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME. 474 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,119 I'M BUSY. 475 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,153 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE 476 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,020 UNTIL YOU TALK TO ME. 477 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,056 WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE A WHILE. 478 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,191 FINE. FINE. 479 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,093 FINE. FINE. 480 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,196 I GOT ALL DAY. 481 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,689 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 482 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,159 WELL, UH, WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO IS PEE, 483 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:42,129 BUT BEFORE THAT, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 484 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,396 OK? 485 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,735 KASEY? 486 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:49,602 YEAH. 487 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,105 W-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 488 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,640 CLAUD, IT'S A SYMBOL. 489 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:54,607 IT MEANS SOMETHING. 490 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,143 IT MEANS YOU NAILED KASEY! 491 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,877 NO, NO. IT MEANS I'M AN IDIOT! 492 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,879 BUT SHE IS SUCH A SKANK. 493 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,813 HOW COULD YOU? 494 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,815 I DIDN'T. I WAS TOO DRUNK. 495 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:03,750 OH, WELL. 496 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,852 THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING MORE ROMANTIC, SEAN. 497 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,221 LOOK, CLAUD, WHEN YOU FIRST CAME TO ME 498 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,356 WITH THE NEWS, OK, 499 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,457 I PANICKED. 500 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,291 AND I WAS SELFISH, 501 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,024 AND THEN I TRIED TO MAKE THINGS BETTER, 502 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,793 AND I ONLY MADE THINGS WORSE, 503 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,728 AND THEN I WENT OUT, AND I WANTED TO PROVE 504 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,130 THAT I COULD LIVE WITHOUT YOU, 505 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,866 AND I PROVED THE EXACT OPPOSITE. 506 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:23,903 I DO STUPID THINGS WHEN I'M NOT WITH YOU, CLAUDIA. 507 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,607 AND I CAN'T AFFORD TO GET ANY STUPIDER. 508 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,242 NO ARGUMENT THERE. 509 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:33,213 AND I LOVE YOU. 510 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,547 I LOVE YOU. 511 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,149 AND YOU HAVE TO MARRY ME, 512 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,317 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 513 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,786 NO. NO, I'M NOT GONNA MARRY YOU 514 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:40,687 BECAUSE I HAVE TO. 515 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,855 I'M GONNA MARRY YOU BECAUSE I WANT TO. 516 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,691 YES! NO. 517 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,627 NO, NOT NOW. IT'S JUST... 518 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,196 IF WE GOT MARRIED NOW, 519 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:52,432 IT'S JUST GONNA BE BECAUSE I'M HAVING A BABY 520 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,200 AND YOU'RE FREAKING OUT. 521 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,302 AND YOU ARE FREAKING OUT. 522 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,170 OK, JUST A LITTLE. 523 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,305 YEAH. 524 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,208 I'M GONNA HAVE THE BABY, OK? 525 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,210 AND THEN AFTERWARDS, 526 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,745 IF WE STILL WANT TO GET MARRIED, 527 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,247 THEN GREAT. 528 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,915 BUT IT'LL BE 529 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,918 BECAUSE WE LOVE EACH OTHER. 530 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,586 OK. 531 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,225 OH... 532 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,626 [RETCHING] 533 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,229 AND WE WERE MARRIED 8 MONTHS LATER, 534 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,597 WITH YOU IN MY ARMS. 535 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,799 SO, IN A WEIRD WAY, 536 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,203 I'M...THE PROOF OF YOUR LOVE. 537 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,404 THAT'S IT. EXACTLY. 538 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,705 AND AS YOUR LIVING PROOF, 539 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,208 I WILL BE FOREVER TARRED AS A BASTARD. 540 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,310 OK, I WISH YOU WOULD STOP USING THAT WORD. 541 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,411 DJ: ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 542 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,547 IT'S TIME FOR THE FATHER-DAUGHTER DANCE. 543 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,981 ALL THE FATHERS AND DAUGHTERS 544 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,416 JOIN THE BRIDE AND HER FATHER 545 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,952 OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 546 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:49,756 [REFINED TONE] MIGHT I HAVE THE EXTREME PLEASURE? 547 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,259 YOU ARE SUCH A DORK. 548 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,361 HEY, I'M YOUR DAD. I'M ENTITLED. 549 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,864 LET'S GO FREESTYLE. 550 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,004 DAD. DAD, COME ON. 551 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,306 DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RHYTHM? 552 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,376 WHAT? COME ON. IT'S YOU. 553 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:10,943 LOOK. 554 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,679 JUST LET ME LEAD, ALL RIGHT? 555 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,347 OK. 556 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:15,982 [LAUGHS] 557 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,351 THIS IS POINTLESS. 558 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,386 LOOK, UH... 559 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,019 GET ON MY FEET. 560 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,554 GET ON MY FEET. WHAT? 561 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,256 DAD, I HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE I WAS 5. 562 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:26,293 GET ON MY FEET, OR I'M GONNA GET ON YOURS. 563 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,728 OK. 564 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,266 OW! 565 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,002 I'M KIDDING. 566 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,480 YOU MIND IF I CUT IN? 567 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,690 SO, I'M SORRY ABOUT BEFORE. 568 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,326 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 569 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,660 WEDDINGS MAKE PEOPLE CRAZY. 570 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:01,761 I HATE 'EM. 571 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,863 ME, TOO. 572 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,698 YOU WANT TO GO MAKE OUT IN MY CAR? 573 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,500 ABSOLUTELY. 574 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,640 SOMEDAY, I'LL BE DANCING AT YOUR WEDDING, LILY. 575 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,642 THAT'S SWEET. 576 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,877 JUST DON'T BE PREGNANT. 577 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,412 GRANDPA! 578 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,652 CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 579 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:26,853 FOR 15 YEARS? 580 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:27,687 YES. 581 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,756 NO, I MEAN, EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED. 582 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,990 3 KIDS. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 583 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:35,395 YES. TODAY FEELS LIKE 15 YEARS. 584 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,096 BUT A GOOD 15 YEARS. 585 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,798 YEAH. 586 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,099 HEY, YOU KIDS! 587 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,635 STOP TAKING PICTURES OF MY BUTT! 588 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:45,338 OH, MAN. WE GOTTA DEAL WITH THAT. 589 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,706 NOT NOW. 590 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,576 COME HERE. COME HERE. 591 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,844 WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?! 592 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:01,053 All: 1, 2, 3! 593 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,755 WHOO! 594 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,026 OK, DO OVER. 595 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,698 I'M NEXT! 596 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,501 WHOO! 597 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,035 WHOO! 598 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,605 I'M NEXT! 599 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,344 EDDIE?